Today I was minding my own business, reheating leftover chili made from hot sausage, when suddenly…

A red truck pulled up in the driveway. I was without my glasses, so I was standing there, squinting like an idiot while the image came into focus. Mom was waving at me. Talk about a turnabout of a day. I completely forgot to put out the solar panels.

The GPS is relevant because no one gave them directions. According to most GPS units, we live on the other end of the street, near the Horse Head complex. They found us by locating Ra, the Tiki Statue on our front porch.